A boy or a man (usually a man) with the sexual prowess of a lion and the durability of a fucking jackrabbit. Great affinity of pleasuring women multiple times orally and penis-ally. Possesses superior intelligence and smartness, therefore easily attracting the opposite sex (vaginas). Also, more often than not, he's got the look.
Gisele: "Oh my god, he made me orgasm like 28 times last night and lasted for a whole 11 hours."
Heidi: "Wow you just got yourself a Kuber, bitch!"
Heidi: "Wow you just got yourself a Kuber, bitch!"
by Yolo1234567899 February 5, 2014
The neighbor’s autistic son who tends to stab his friends with a knife. Kubers have bug booty and multiple foreskin files on reddit. Don’t piss off a Kuber because they will slice your foreskin and lick your hairline until it is perfected.
Damn, don’t piss off Kuber. I heard the kid in his history class had his dick cut off and frozen because he called Kuber a queer.
by Yung eggroll December 16, 2019
The ultimate sex god with a dick good enough to please any women, he usually looks kinda cute too and can charm any woman but will stick to one woman he loves
by Joe willIiams February 26, 2022
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